My dad has been a bachelor since I was a child. My brother and I have found his porn, personal pics, and his lovers pics on more then one occasion. One time my dad was trying to show me a picture of my son. He holds his smartphone 6 inches from my face and it’s a picture of his fully erect penis. He realizes his mistake and it doesn’t even phase him. He slides through to the pic of my son and then puts it back into my face. Also, he had this woman lover that would call him “Puerto Pounder” openly and without hesitation. We are Puerto Rican if that wasn’t clear. Puerto Pounder is now my PSN gamer tag. He saw it one time and had the most satisfying dad laugh over it.