Book: chapter one

One day I ate a pie and it tasted rather nice. Im thinking about visiting the amusement beach tomorrow and see if they have any salted popcorn available. Yesterday I went deep into my comfort zone and sat at home all day bouncing around. I hope that I can form a friendship with my glass of water. Sometimes I like to put a bar of dark chocolate into some milk and grind it up so it becomes dark chocolate milk. One day maybe I can pick a pear off of the local pear tree and keep it in my refrigerator. So anyways, to sum it all up I’ve had a pretty good day so far.

Book chaper three

I ate a pinecone last night. I hope that whomever is reading this finds it entertaining. For i once wore the color orange and it looked bad. Sometimes I use a little too much shampoo in the shower and i just pour the excess into the backyard. Maybe some strange water bugs or strange fish will eat it. Im so glad evolution happened and turned some fish into humans a million years ago. Who even invented evolution? Whoever did, they must have been smart and have a large brain.

Book the end

I think that about sums up my life in a nutshell in a nutshell.