The ๐Ÿ‘ greatest ๐Ÿ‚ fucking ๐Ÿ‘‰ invention man ๐Ÿ‘จ has ๐Ÿ‘ ever ๐Ÿ˜  made ๐Ÿ‘‘ or ๐Ÿ’ thought ๐Ÿ’ญ of! ๐Ÿ’ฆ It ๐Ÿ’ฏ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ undoubtedly the ๐Ÿ‘ furthest we, ๐Ÿ‘ฅ as ๐Ÿ‘ [homosapiens], have ๐Ÿ‘ come ๐Ÿ’ฆ and ๐Ÿ‘ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ possibly ๐Ÿ™„ going ๐Ÿƒ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ revolutionise this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ world. ๐ŸŒŽ

It ๐Ÿ’ฏ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ solve any ๐Ÿ’ฆ problem ๐Ÿ˜Š (not ๐Ÿšซ including your ๐Ÿ‘ love ๐Ÿ˜ life ๐Ÿ‘ค but ๐Ÿ‘ still ๐Ÿ‘ shown ๐Ÿ‘€ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ have ๐Ÿ‘ better ๐Ÿ‘ results than ๐Ÿ‘‰ [placebo])

Itโ€™s ๐Ÿ•› basically ๐Ÿ‘จ ductape but ๐Ÿ‘ [10000]% more ๐Ÿ— badass and ๐Ÿ‘ itโ€™s ๐Ÿ•› black ๐Ÿ† so ๐Ÿ’ฏ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ know ๐Ÿ’ญ itโ€™ll be ๐Ÿ fun ๐ŸŽข to ๐Ÿ’ฆ play ๐ŸŽฎ with ๐Ÿ‘

*Man ๐Ÿ‘จ finds leak in ๐Ÿ‘ house*: ๐Ÿ  oh, ๐Ÿ˜จ whatever ๐Ÿ™Œ shall ๐Ÿš I ๐Ÿ‘ do? ๐Ÿ‘Œ

*tv ๐Ÿ“บ turns ๐Ÿ’ซ on ๐Ÿ”› and ๐Ÿ‘ [Phil Swift] is ๐Ÿ’ฆ shown*: ๐Ÿ‘€ TO ๐Ÿ’ฆ SHOW ๐Ÿ“บ THE ๐Ÿ‘ ALMIGHTY ๐Ÿ’ช POWER ๐Ÿ’ช OF ๐Ÿ’ฆ [FLEX TAPE] Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ’˜ GONNA ๐Ÿ”ฅ SAW ๐Ÿ‘€ THIS ๐Ÿ‘ˆ BOAT ๐Ÿšค IN ๐Ÿ‘ HALF ๐Ÿ’€ *proceeds to ๐Ÿ’ฆ cut ๐Ÿ—ก the ๐Ÿ‘ boat ๐Ÿšค into ๐Ÿ‘‰ two* ๐Ÿ’

Man: ๐Ÿ‘จ [the Godโ€™s] have ๐Ÿ‘ answered my ๐Ÿ‘จ call ๐Ÿ“ฒ

Credits โ€“ urban dictionary