The ๐ greatest ๐ fucking ๐ invention man ๐จ has ๐ ever ๐ made ๐ or ๐ thought ๐ญ of! ๐ฆ It ๐ฏ is ๐ฆ undoubtedly the ๐ furthest we, ๐ฅ as ๐ [homosapiens], have ๐ come ๐ฆ and ๐ it ๐ฏ is ๐ฆ possibly ๐ going ๐ to ๐ฆ revolutionise this ๐ world. ๐
It ๐ฏ can ๐ฆ solve any ๐ฆ problem ๐ (not ๐ซ including your ๐ love ๐ life ๐ค but ๐ still ๐ shown ๐ to ๐ฆ have ๐ better ๐ results than ๐ [placebo])
Itโs ๐ basically ๐จ ductape but ๐ [10000]% more ๐ badass and ๐ itโs ๐ black ๐ so ๐ฏ you ๐ know ๐ญ itโll be ๐ fun ๐ข to ๐ฆ play ๐ฎ with ๐
*Man ๐จ finds leak in ๐ house*: ๐ oh, ๐จ whatever ๐ shall ๐ I ๐ do? ๐
*tv ๐บ turns ๐ซ on ๐ and ๐ [Phil Swift] is ๐ฆ shown*: ๐ TO ๐ฆ SHOW ๐บ THE ๐ ALMIGHTY ๐ช POWER ๐ช OF ๐ฆ [FLEX TAPE] IโM ๐ GONNA ๐ฅ SAW ๐ THIS ๐ BOAT ๐ค IN ๐ HALF ๐ *proceeds to ๐ฆ cut ๐ก the ๐ boat ๐ค into ๐ two* ๐
Man: ๐จ [the Godโs] have ๐ answered my ๐จ call ๐ฒ
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