Everyone keeps talking about Ant-Man shrinking down, crawling inside Thanos’ asshole, and then expanding to kill him. But what REALLY turns me on is the idea of Baby Groot sneaking towards Thanos and wriggling into his ass. His arms are as sharp as needles and so they could theoretically kill him by piercing a vital organ like the stomach or the heart (assuming titans have human organs). But that would be boring. What I would do is massage his prostate while he’s fighting the Avengers to a tune like Mr. Blue Sky. He would then cum all over the Avengers. Not even Cap’s vibranium shield could protect him from the rush of Thanos’ titanic cum. Once I made sure his balls were absolutely drained of all semen, I would extend my arms out (as Baby Groot) and go all the way through his urethra. As I giggle while he screams in utter pain, I use my other arm to trace through his digestive tract. Obviously, I’d have to poke a hole in his stomach, otherwise his stomach acid would kill me. I make my way to his brain and tickle it, then with one fell swoop, I kill him. Finally, I start to pleasure myself as his bowels evacuate themselves. I shoot my load while covered in Thanos’ purple shit. That’s what turns me on.