you can solve any problem with a gun
irs knocking on your door use a gun
taking to long for you PP to release the pee use a gun
a dog taking a shit on your lawn use a gun
some one trying to rob you use a gun
someone steps on your property use a gun
commie trying to steal your property use a gun
you hate your neighbor use a gun
your dog wont shut up use a gun
a helis flying over your house to annoying use a big gun
your car wont start use a gun
your door wont open use a gun until theirs a hole big enough for you to go through
you see a furry use a gun
someone violates nap use a gun
you see libleft use a gun
gotta deal with rioters use a gun
flat tire simple use a gun
need food use a gun
got in a firefight with police use a gun
Feel sad use a gun