The song “Two Trucks” is one of the most misunderstood masterpieces in the human history. People worldwide are joking about this meaningful and important song and laughing at it like it was some cheap mass entertainment. But in fact, it’s an extremely intense cry of help from the Disney/Pixar Cars universe. It’s very dissapointing how people are completely ignoring the dark meaning behind the legendary opening lines “”Two trucks having sex”. “How’s that deep?” you ask. Have you lost all your brain cells?” you ask. That’s what everybody says. But listen right here, you dimwitted swines! You scatterbrained idiots have completely missed the core meaning of this song! Neil Cicierega is not just spitting easily understandable facts on your greasy faces, you worthless, foolish clowns! Now collect your peanut-sized brains and ask yourself: how are two pieces of cold machinery exactly supposed to have sex? They don’t have genitals or reproductive organs. But then again, I’m a strict believer of the Cars franchise being cold reality, and the cars in the movies have feelings and live on their own. How do those cars do it? Well, they’re actually extremely complicated biological systems that still, despite the year being 2021, are considered emotionless machines! They hide their organs by “involuntarily flexing their muscles”, as Neil, one of the only awoken and sane people in this cold, dumb universe, sings to the masses, craving to get his message heard and understood. The latter still hasn’t came true despite the song’s release date being 2014! In these 7 long years no one still understands what the genius of our time, Neil Cicierega was trying to say! Trucks, like any other vechile, can indeed reproduce! They have organs, hands (as another lyric of the song declares), emotions and big fat hearts (also declared by the song.) “But how are there videos of cars being built then?” Well, because it’s propaganda! Because the entire car industry is, has always been, has made to be, and will never be nothing but a big, fat lie! Cars are being ripped apart and put back to show how they are” built”. And all of this is done without any form of sleeping powder, laughing gas or empathy. “But at least people care about their cars!” Care, you say? Cars live all of their life riding whereever you ask them, and when they get tired and start spluttering, you, without any mercy, call it a “stupid car” and send it to be painfully shredded. You are a fucking monster.