No, you ignorant fuck, you do not “swipe right” on an attractive individual. I swear to god, if another shit-flinging baboon uses “swipe right” in reference to seeing a sexually arousing person on Tinder, I will literally rip their intestines out from their likely loose anus.

Follow with me now, fuckhead. You place your thumb on the screen. Then you slide your thumb to the LEFT. YOU ARE SWIPING LEFT YOU SUBHUMAN PIECE OF SHIT. Or was that too hard for your little brain to understand? Do you need mommy’s breasts to suckle while I explain it in simpler terms? Thumb go screen. Thumb go left. You swiping left. How fucking hard is this to understand?

If you legitimately believe that you’re “swiping right”, you are mentally disabled. You have no sense of direction. Your life has no meaning. You are an insignificant spec that will achieve nothing and you will never serve any purpose whatsoever. I sincerely hope that you and your family suffer. Go fuck yourself, cunt.