Would it be inappropriate for a male of lets say 600lbs in mass purchase this lets say for himself? While wearing said thong while watching Gone With the Wind and lets say he had Gayle King over (Oprah’s BFF) and she ways feeding said narwhale Dominos Pizza while humming Battle Hymn of the Republic while snorting a mountain of crystal rock candy from Outback Stake House (they sell lots of wooden stakes used in land surveys there along with crystal rock candy, a rather ingenus idea I do say so myself).

Would this be inappropriate?

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