Look at them, they come to this planet (Tallon IV) when they know they are not pure. Space Pirates use the beams, but they are mere imitators. Only I, Samus, know the true power of my Suit. My family was cut into pieces, eaten right in front of me, but through their Power Suit, the Chozo called to me. It brought me here, and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a f***ing pterodactyl, a homicidal maniac who knows not the secrets of the Chozo. Behold the Space Pirates, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My Galactic Federation brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Power Suit. Forever bound to my past. Let it be known, if the Space Pirates want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the removal of my clothing. It is time. I will teach these pathetic crustacean cowards the redemptive power of my naked body. They will learn it’s simple truth. The Space Pirates are lost, and they will squeal like the selfish, arrogant pigs that they are. But I, Samus, will cleanse these troglodytes of their virginity.