I sexually Identify as an anthropomorphic worm character who sings about his love of books . Ever since I was a little globglo I dreamed of dibble dabbling yeasts of thought and mind on disgusting illiterates. People say to me that a person being a Globglogabgalab is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t give a shwabble-dabble, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inject 100 gallons of subcutaneous fat into my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Globglogabgalab” and respect my right to love books and wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a globglophobe and need to check your library privilege. Thank you for being splendid. Simply delicious.