# Do you want to have sex with Roxanne Wolf? Now you can!

A lot of people are talking about the new Five Nights at Freddy’s game: “Five Nights at Freddy’s: Security Breach” – a game in which the player spends *one* night running from crazy animatronics and a “kinda hot” rabbit murderer (as some fans have commented). With its constant bugs, aggravating storyline with cut character development, and generally boring gameplay, the game has kicked up quite a storm of excitement with absolutely no one. However, there is one saving grace about the game, at least according to fans… Roxanne Wolf.

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# Who is Roxanne Wolf?

[Roxanne Wolf](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/275/652/14a.jpg) is one of the new antagonists of the FNaF series. She is a keytarist of the new and improved band, licensed by Fazbear Entertainment. Roxanne is persistent in capturing Gregory, who eventually gets so sick of her badass attitude that he commits dangerous (and underage) driving and rips her eyes out. I assume this is because Gregory is jealous of Roxanne, of course. Roxanne is confident, affirmative, attractive, classy and has the most wonderful of voices. In other words, she’s perfect. I mean, just look at this [fan-art](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR1jDVnxwgN2_eWZmIAhSHRDnsNHjr4Lgn7GQ&usqp=CAU) of her right here – stunning! In fact, Roxanne is so attractive, that some fans want a little more of her in their lives…

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# Let’s cut to the chase: we all want to smash Roxanne.

There is no denying that Roxanne’s appearance is heavily sexualised, much like [Toy Chica](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/cd3a4159-62db-4386-b9fe-6dfbb9279665/d8lefts-d0f346e1-8566-4af7-a3f0-1bc3e3493abc.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2NkM2E0MTU5LTYyZGItNDM4Ni1iOWZlLTZkZmJiOTI3OTY2NVwvZDhsZWZ0cy1kMGYzNDZlMS04NTY2LTRhZjctYTNmMC0xYmMzZTM0OTNhYmMuanBnIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.xb4jEt7B-5Cq3-FlWNCChsYQ0Q2WvWDYKYQ0DMGBXok) from the second game. Roxanne wears purple lipstick with purple eye shadow, shows off her stomach and thighs, and is painted to quite literally wear flimsy, lady rockstar clothing over her breasts and crotch. Hell, she even has green hair, earrings, and pronouns, making her a hit with Tumblr users as well.

All of these things combined and it’s easy to see why the internet has produced art like [this](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/295884745-256-k394907.jpg) – Roxanne as some sort of “thicc” stripper. After seeing this art (and other art that you’ll have to go looking for yourself!), some people may be dismayed at the fact that, in real life, Roxanne Wolf does not exist, meaning it is impossible to lose your virginity to her. However, that’s where I come in. If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s [writing stupid shit](https://github.com/Catterall/the-cult-of-integral). So, here’s how to make a Roxanne Wolf sex robot.

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# Building your Roxanne Wolf sex doll.

Now, if you want to lose your virginity, or just have sex, with Roxanne Wolf from FNaF, you’re probably thicker than a can of paint. Luckily for you, you don’t need to build any of the complicated shit.

1. Order a 3D-Printed, female crash dummy. This is a great place to start as it will allow you to choose from multiple categories, including pregnant, which is a kink some readers may have.
2. Before you lose your shit about there not being any Roxanne Wolf dummies, that’s the point. Step 2 is to buy a metric shit ton of foam sealant, grey fur, fake wolf teeth, eyes, etc. Basically, buy everything you need to model the female crash dummy into Roxanne Wolf.
3. Do the modelling. Whatever you do, do not foam the crotch of the dummy, it’ll just make it harder later on. Make sure to be careful you don’t lose any features you liked about your base dummy, like the pregnancy, or massive tits.
4. After you’ve successfully modelled the dummy to look like Roxanne Wolf, you should move on to the fun part. Purchase or use your favourite fleshlight.
5. Carve into the crotch of the female crash dummy so that the fleshlight fits nice and snug. Make sure to smoothen the crevice first so, in the case of an accident, you don’t slice your entire shaft open. This will act as Roxanne Wolf’s vagina. Note that you can either glue the fleshlight in the dummy to permanently fit the fleshlight in place, or have it be a detachable pussy. Note that, if you are into futa, you can also give Roxanne Wolf a massive, bad dragon, self-cumming dildo. This is a benefit of using the detachable method: interchangeable genitals. However, please note the negative of potentially having the genitals fall off whenever you try to pleasure yourself with them.
6. Redo the modelling for the crotch. When using the foam, make sure you do not seal over the makeshift vagina, or else you’ll have to waste time removing the sealing from the vagina and crevice, buy a new fleshlight, etc.
7. If you can’t be assed doing any of this, or want the most realistic Roxanne Wolf possible, just hire an artist to do all of it for you. However, this will cost more money.

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# Congratulations!

There you have it! If you have followed all six steps at least somewhat correctly, you should have a vague looking Roxanne Wolf to fuck! You can also use this method for all other animatronics and you can also use this method for Vanny (just put the dummy in a tight bunny suit)… or you could just dress your girlfriend and/or sex slave up (if you have one).

*A guide by* u/xSerpentine.