My I was a very little boy I deprately wanted a puppy. We had a big old Labrador retriever, but that was my moms dog. Anyways, my mom would allways tell me we couldnt get a puppy because we couldnt afford one. What about a daddy dog? I would ask. But my mom would say the same thing. “Ever since your dad ran away with that albianian stripper we have been barely getting by. You know we can’t get another animal.” But I needed a puppy. Then i had a idea. I could be the daddy dog! And noone could stop me! I ran into the dining room, a bulge in my pants. Time to get a puppy!!