somebody once told me the world is macaroni
, so i took a bite out of a tree.
It tasted kinda funky so i spit it at a monkey,
and the monkey started cursing at me.
about a year later it turned into Darth Vader,
and he threw his light saber at me.
*But he missed me by a meter and hit Justin Bieber,*
*and then Justin was history.*
*I was bored of macaroni so I went to another planet,*
*where i had a giant sour gummy.*
*Then I went back to Earth and I found out I was pregnant,*
*and i had a 200 pound baby…*
note: the *italics* represent what ***i*** made