somebody once told me the world is macaroni

, so i took a bite out of a tree.

  It tasted kinda funky so i spit it at a monkey,

and the monkey started cursing at me.

  about a year later it turned into Darth Vader,

and he threw his light saber at me.

  *But he missed me by a meter and hit Justin Bieber,*

*and then Justin was history.*

  *I was bored of macaroni so I went to another planet,*

*where i had a giant sour gummy.*

  *Then I went back to Earth and I found out I was pregnant,*

*and i had a 200 pound baby…*



note: the *italics* represent what ***i*** made