“She made me do copious amounts of cocaine with her to the point where I thought my heart was going to stop. She told me to calm down, gave me a drink, and I don’t know what was in the drink but I blacked out.

When I woke up she had both of my legs over her shoulders and she was numb-sucking my asshole like there was no tomorrow. I tried to fight it, I tried to get away, but I was restrained. She told me that I liked it. She told me not to worry because she used the good jelly. The”schmuckas”.

So nobody’s paid me to confess this now and I’ve kept it under wraps for because I knew no one would believe me.

No one would believe that Hilary Clinton ate my asshole.”