What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Luigi main? I’ll have you know I took first place on Horror Land, and I’ve been unlocked numerous secret Skeleton Key doors, and I have over 300 confirmed Star Steals. I am trained in gorilla warfare (DK main) and I’m the top Popgun Pickoffer in the entire Mario Party Netplay Discord. You are nothing to me but just another Dueling Glove target. I will wipe you the fuck out with board strats the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with buying a Boo Repellant from the Item Shop? Think again, Jeffery. As we speak I am contacting my secret modder Gamemasterplc and your memory addresses are being traced right now so you better prepare for the Chance Time, maggot. The Chance Time that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Coin Star. You’re fucking dead, Koopa Kid. I can Warp Block anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seventy all new Mini-Games, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in Bumper Balls, but I have access to the entire arsenal of of a 1999 GameStop and I will use it and its turbo controllers to wipe your miserable ass off the MPN leaderboard, you little shit. I will shit Reverse Mushrooms all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.