“Ay, hey, yeah! Got a nice package there! Not as big as mine, y’know, but still respectable! Cause, you know, I am always pleasing women. Like, all the time. Except when I’m being faithful for Miss Pauling. Anyway I– I’ll stop talking now.”

“That is an amazing cock! That is the cock of America! Uncle Sam would be proud!”

“Mmph mmph mmph mmph cock.”

“Well, that’s a nice cock. If that thing wasn’t made a flesh, I might’ve thought it was me Eyelander.”

“Is nice to see someone else hung like a giant, Russian horse.”

“Now that there is a finely crafted penis. You’ve got all the right dimensions, son.”

“Ooh, vhat a curious looking penis. I’ve never quite seen one so curved!”

(Whispering) “Oh, you’re gonna be pleasin’ a lot of ladies with that schlong, mate.”

“What a truly marvelous… ahem, attachment. What can I say, I’m a man who admires the big things in life.”