Listen u/spez, you dog of byzantine, oh enemy of Allah, he who licks the shoes of the Chinese, oh listen, I will abandon reddit if this subreddit ever gets banned

Oh fathers, oh mothers, oh sons, oh youth, raise your hands in prayer and curse the employees of reddit if they ban us. May Allah inflict upon them all kinds of cancers. I swear three times by Allah and by judgement day that spez is a homosexual