Anybody else here love to smoke pot? I for one love nothing more than coming home and puffing on a nice thick joint. Taking bong rips and puffing on a doobie is one of the only things that keeps me occupied anymore. Anyone who hasn’t smoked a spliff or rolled up the reefer is missing out. I literally can’t function without a marijuana cigarette in one hand and a fat doink in the other hand. Some days smoking that Alaskan Thunderfuck is the only thing that keeps me going.

My best friend in High (lol) school introduced me to the jazz cabbage one day. We were sitting in his parent’s basement watching Cop Rock and listening to some Whitesnake on his record player. He pulled out a stick of the Devil’s lettuce and asked if I had ever tried it before. He passed the wacky tabaccy over to me and I haven’t looked back since. After puffing on the gangster’s gumbo I felt amazing. The Antiguan Rocket made me feel like nothing ever had before. I felt relaxed and happy in a way that I never thought that granddad’s greenhouse could.
I talked to a guy the other day who said he doesn’t smoke the nay-nay famous. How has anybody not tried smoking the Guitar Hero at least once in their life? Why haven’t you at least tried the combustible herbagina? My advice to anybody who hasn’t smoked on that good righteous bush needs to go out and try some green schmagma right now.

Everybody knows someone who can get them that smoochy woochy poochy so you have no excuse. Everyone is smoking on that bambalachacha nowadays so no need to worry. Go on and get yourself some fresh green bazongalonga and some African broccoli and spark one up. That dank Kevin Bacon will change your life. Do yourself a favor and go grab a tuppence worth of that shnickle-fritz and don’t miss out on some great times with your newfound addiction to smoking guamalamadingdong!