I wear blue and red tightsuits, physically assault civillians, and constantly threaten my friends.

When I look in the mirror, I can’t help but say “Pure, clean. Like marble” (which means “I can do whatever the fuck I want.” in American.)

I dyed my hair blonde because I don’t care so now I have to smooth it and I don’t care what people think so shut the fuck up Edgar! I always leave an open zipper in my pants, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control.

When I see dogs being taken on walks, I get mad at them for getting more attention than me.

I can’t have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Stillwell or Stormfront, both of whom remind me of Starlight. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries. I just keep proving my dominance, as the apex predator.