I’ve come to make an announcement, Pikachu is a bitchass mother fucker. He pancaked my fucking move. That’s right, he took his top tier little Poké hurtboxes out and he pancaked my fucking move, and he said his hurtbox was THIS SMALL. And I said “that’s busted!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Pikachu, you got a Busted hurtbox, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my hurtboxes looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All vulnerable, no squash and Stretch, no love from Sakurai, look at that it looks like a normal fucking person. He pancaked my move so guess what, I’m gonna PANCAKE SMASH BROS. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, YOU’RE FIGHTING GAME STEPPED ON. Except I’m not gonna Flatten smash Ultimate, I’m gonna go higher. I’m Stepping on MELLLLEEEEEEEE! How do you like that Hbox? I PANCAKED MELEE YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the Broken Hurtboxes hit the fucking DLC! Now get out of my fucking sight before I pancake you too!