Blue is a hoax

Just yesterday my friend bought a blue energy drink, guess what flavor.
Fucking strawberry and pineapple

Who in their right fucking mind would think hmm strawberry is red pineapple is yellow i know lets make the drink the third fucking base color like why the fuck not all great things are blue therefore lets make our thing blue aswell so itll be great suck my fucking great blue cock why wouldnt you maybe itll taste like pineapple and strawberry who the fuck would expect that shit noone thats why its so fucking stupid to color things blue like maybe gargamel just had a strawberry flavour deficiency and thats why he wanted smurfs fuck blue coloring blue is a color that should be earned not added like its some cocktail of bullshit