All I understand is leetcode now. I’ve lost any ability to read human social cues or subtlety. I have an alter to FAANG in my closet that I pray to before I go to bed. I can’t open my windows anymore because sliding window only means one thing to me. I constantly talk about DP and people give me weird looks. I tried to help my cousin with her graph homework (she’s 9) and it was some weird bullshit with a diagonal line in a tiled sqaure. I yelled at her because she couldn’t explain djkastras in below 4 minutes. She kept sobbing some bullshit that she “doesn’t know what I’m talking about.” I don’t know why my aunt’s tripping, she’s never gonna get past 5th unless she can implement/explain perfectly in under 1.5 minutes.

I’m fully convinced the majority of engineers could not re-enter their current companies(srs) and shit is 50% luck right now if you get questions you know. Everyone should be required to take a OA every 2 weeks. If you don’t complete it perfectly in under half the allotted time your ass is out. Also if you can’t do cherry pickup you should just kill yourself.