A measly establishment such as Harvard could only dream of having a prospect as fundamentally genius as Lil Pump. At the ripe age of 17, he has already gifted us with revolutionary ideas on par with the likes of Pythagoras, Descartes, Newton, and Einstein. It is a miracle that he has not already achieved nobel laureate status.

Some of his ground breaking ideas:

“If you’re going 70 miles per hour, how long does it take to go 70 miles?” He says the answer is 70 hours, because 70 times 1 is 70. Astounding.
“The United States is more South than America,” he said. “America is in the North down here.” Revolutionary.
The creation of esketit. Esketit is a vocal device serving to communicate its point quickly and maximize oral efficiency. Esketit is short for lets get it but it can also mean “ getting money.” Unreproducable.
As you can see, Lil Pump is too great for the human race and Harvard certainly isn’t close enough to boast his apprenticeship.