All of my partners have told me this, and sometimes it shocks even myself. During one such time I accidentally let out an SBD on a plane, and within 60 seconds, the stewardess went over the intercom to let everyone know that the restrooms were open. I shit you not, I’m not being dramatic. It’s bad. I’m currently sitting in the restroom, shocked at the wickedness that has just come out of my asshole, fumigating in my own death stench, repugnated by my bowel movement, wondering what the hell is wrong with my digestive tract.

(found on r/nostupidquestions)