Whenever I set my eyes upon the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid in Memphis Tennessee blood immediately starts gushing from my heart into my penis leaving it hard as a rock at an astounding 8.5 inches long. The pyramid is just so god damn sexy. The glass, the balcony, the cabin like entrance at the bottom, and of course the fish. I realized I was sexually attracted to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid when I was 13 years old. I saw it on TV and a feeling of warmth and lust entered my body that I had never felt before. I stared in awe at the structure, my heart throbbing. From that day forward I knew I was a changed man, nothing else can get me as aroused as the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. I’ve tried to focus on women but they are not as beautiful as that shining polyhedron with the fish. The wall of my bedroom is filled with posters and images of the pyramid, and I have over 15 different Bass Pro Shop hats. Soon my dream of visiting this holy site will come true. I have booked a flight to Memphis and I leave this Sunday. This is my Hajj. I can not wait to release my largest load on to the beautiful structure that I have been in love with nearly my whole life. Once I arrive I will buy as much outdoor, fishing, hunting, and camping gear as I can even if it bankrupts me. I will then go up to the observation deck at the top of the pyramid and reveal my veiny rock hard cock, all I have to do is flop it down onto the building and I am sure I will instantly ejaculate absolutely everywhere. I don’t care if I am arrested or banned for life as my life will be complete after my pilgrimage is finished.