If every conversation (use the full word, will ya?) is boring, then your probs the boring one. Although I’m married, I still use Timber, and I just don’t have this issue. Then again, the girls just come to me like a magnet no matter what I say. I letterally have to beat the on off with a stick sometimes. Guess that’s because of how handsome and charming I am.

Anyway, I hope my wisdom helped you. No need to thank me (but if you want to pay me, I’ll definitely accept).