I don’t know what to do

Yesterday I was going about my daily business, committing a few robberies, the usual.

All the sudden I heard a noise from the dark sky above me.

I looked up, and what I saw made me freeze in fear.

It was Sunited Ates of Meracia president Joseph Herbert Walker Trump, in his demon form.

I saw his ginormous figure looming down as he roared a great roar, paralyzing all of us mortals.

His booming voice said “Bow before me, Boe Jiden!”

Boe Jiden? Surely he wasn’t also here?..

He was.

Jiden boomed “Never, you scum!”

Trump’s retort echoed around the galaxy. “YOU LOOK SSSSSUUUUUSSSS AMOGUS!”




And then everything went black.