Greetings, I am a 22 year old kissless virgin and recently my two year old dog Ryuko (named after the beautiful waifu from Kill la Kill of course) has been acting rather strangely. Whenever I come out of the shower she stares at my cock with what is clearly unbidden lust, she humps my leg whenever she gets the chance, she sniffs my cum stained undies when I jerk off and to top it all off she shoves her butt in the air making sure I get a good look at both her tight little holes, all while licking her lips as she looks back at me. I don’t know what to do, I’m no zoophile and I know its illegal but is it really wrong when she wants it so badly? Will I ever get the chance to lose my virginity with a human woman? Should I just do it, consequences be damned? Can a dog get pregnant from human cum? I really need your advice!