It’s not mental gymnastics- it’s just common sense and simple arithmetic. Look, let me explain. We know from the feminist study of mathematics that 1 + 1 = rape. We also know that the amount of misogyny M=(BMI + HC) / (PL + H) where BMI and HC = the body mass index and hair colour of the woman and PL and H = the penis length and height of the man, respectively. Now, integrating these two equations and applying Angela Dworkin’s law of the conservation of oppression (namely, men bad – women good) we derive the statement: opinion = shut up incel.

Any questions?