I am normally a very pleasant and easy going guy. Most of the people who know me understand that my best virtue is patience and politeness. This was of course before my patience was put to the test. It had been at least 45 minutes since I placed a delivery order from a reputable fried chicken restaurant. I usually always order from the same place since the owner was a high ranking officer in the army during my service and he and I got along really well. 57 minutes after I placed my order, a delivery boy is at my door step. Not realizing what he is in for, he looks puzzled when I ask calmly “What came first? The chicken or the egg?” Before he could figure out what was going on, I lift my vest to reveal the purple belt I obtained last year in Japan and exclaimed “if you don’t disappear in 5 seconds….. You will never find out!!” Needless to say he ran away and I started enjoying my chicken nuggets. Funniest part is when my friend called and fired the delivery boy for not knowing how important this delivery was. I don’t normally lose my patience, but sometimes, you have to let the scary side out to play.