Look dude, we all bow down to your incredible fuckness. Clearly no one is better at consequence-free fucking than you. Your fuckosity has pleased thousands, nay tens of thousands of women (or one extremely sore woman). Your pullout game has been recorded in the anals (spelled purposefully) of history. Your penis, magnificent and mighty as it is, has touched more poon than the current holder of William H. Brooks, M.D. Distinguished Chair in Obstetrics and Gynecology. Your sperm has reached ninja level alacrity, literally each of them doing a microscopic backflip at the mere mention of an unfertilized egg. Your fucktitude knows no bounds and we all bow down before your unparalleled pounding. Hell, everyone in this thread has been fucked by you, apparently. I stand here sore and satisfied myself from the magnanimous fuckation you have provided me. There is literally no other person on planet earth who has not experienced the immense fuckaciousness of your dick. So you know who that leaves? You. Go fuck yourself.