That’s it, bro. If you dare post shit like that one more time I will be forced to:


1. Cook you. Not enough to end your miserable little life, just enough to let you know what hell feels like.

2. Remove your bowels with a cheese grater, and put them in your mouth. To symbolize the bullshit you just said.

3. Slash your wrists and apply alcohol, not to fully heal the wound, but to burn them and make sure you won’t bleed out during this process.

4. If you’ve been loud up until now, I’m putting your bowels deeper in your mouth to shut you up.

5. Puncture your right nipple with a stick and leave it stuck in there

6. Remove your legs and start sharpening the bones into a knife and then inscribe exactly what you said that caused this into your chest with it.

7. If you’re alive after that, you’re being strung up with your stomach cut open, spilling all over the floor.


Want to know how to avoid this fate? Stop saying dumb shit.