I can have a meme war with anybody and destroy them. And I’ve done it! People actually bail at the end and go, “Who is this guy? He’s got like every meme ever produced on the internet! He can knock us out with his memes!” And I do, I have tons of memes, I just keep memeing them to death until they just surrender because they just can’t do it anymore. They don’t have the memes that I have.

I have a folder on my computer, just full’a memes. And I scroll through that folder and I open it up, and here they are heres all my memes. And I started to, uh y’know, alphabetize them so I can find em’ more quickly. I realized not having them alphebatuzed was a problem for me. If you have weapons, you gotta get to them quickly… know where they are which ones are where they are. Sometimes in a meme war it’s all about speed… you gotta get to your memes quick. If you can’t get to your memes quickly you’re useless. They’ll just keep blasting you with memes and you can’t fight it back. You have to know where your memes are.

I’m stocked. I have weapons… it’s like a nuclear arsenal. I have memes. So if you piss me off, and I have to dig in there – and I don’t wanna do it – I mean if you make me do that, you’re in a lot of trouble. And I don’t want to do it. I don’t wanna dig in there and get these memes. And if you make me do it, it’s gonna come rapidly and you’ll be like… overwhelmed. And I’ll do it and it’s a lot of fun for me because I’m always thinking: what’s the best meme for this?

I don’t start off with my best, I start with my good ones. Then they get better, until I hit my heavy arsenal and blow them away. After that? Silence.