So me m37 I’m jerking off because of how lonely I fucking am, suddenly my wife comes into the fucking bathroom yelling at me for not mushing the fucking tomatoes onto fine paste, bitch I just got off a 9 hour shift and you expect me to mush your fucking tomatoes??? I slapped the bitch so hard she fell, then her dumbass realizing I was just beating my shit she started screaming about me watching porn! What a fucking bitch