Attention all Redditors, I have done some studies with a group of scientists… We have tested how long the human brain can withstand the game “FNF”. The results are indeed shocking… Within 30 seconds subject A had a seizure, and subject B… Oh god… Subject B started making these “beep” “boop” and “bop” noises… For some reason subject B kept saying he had blue balls. We thought this was strange so we knocked him out. He had no blue balls… When subject B awoke he said “Bop boop bopeebo boop skadoop boop bop beep.” We did not understand, he kept saying these phrases! We couldn’t understand why… What happens next will bring you to your knees! He broke out of his restraints, grabbed a fellow scientist by the throat and threw him into the wall, but luckily the Men in Black came and killed subject B. He told us not to say anything about this. Several days later subject A was expressing “strange” emotions. But then suddenly… This kid with orange hair busted through the door and blew the head off of a Man in Black! I must get this message out before I die, so goodbye, goodbye my children, and goodbye my wife…