I’m gonna make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my wife and he said it was t h i s b i g, and I said “that’s disgusting.” So I’m making a call out post on my Twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! explosion noises That’s right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, just look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! That’s right, Obama, I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the earth, so get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.