A world record sucker of dicks, an unrivaled champion gobbler of pricks,

They suck dick here, they suck dick there, they blow on cocks, like, everywhere,

A thousand dicks or more have come, a thousand dicks or more have gone, the list of dicks drags on and on,

Though they live and suck unknown, they sit atop a cock shaped throne, to which, then, that I must conclude: It’s probably a dude.