I sexually identify as Ash Ketchum. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being the very best, like no one ever was. People say to me that a person being Ash Ketchum is impossible and I’m a little twerp but I don’t care. I’m having Professor Oak give me a Pokédex. From now on I want you guys to call me “Pokémon Master” and respect my right to Catch ‘Em All. If you can’t accept me you’re a Poképhobe and need to check your Gym Badges. Thank you for being so understanding.