Hello! I promised an update, and here it is! (Albeit, a little late.)

If you haven’t seen my previous post, check it out for more context! For those of you who have read it, or do not want to read it, I’ll provide a quick refresher.

I have a California Kingsnake named Shadow, and a few days ago, he got into my dildo cabinet and swallowed one of my bullet vibrators whole. I took him to the vet, and he was given some enema treatments, but the bullet was not passing through like the vets were confident it would. I was warned he would need surgery if there was no progress made in the next few days, and I felt absolutely horrible about it. The entire situation being kind of hilarious made me feel like I couldn’t talk to anyone about it, so I resorted to posting about it on reddit.

However, I come bearing good news!

I made an emergency visit to the vet earlier today, and they got him to regurgitate it! He is doing alright, and I got the vibrator back in a soggy bag with some gauze. He is doing well now, although he is probably a little dejected about losing his lunch. He was given a gastrointestinal protective shot, and he needs some time to recover before he can eat again.

I am working on getting the X-rays, but this specific center is a little preoccupied, and it’s been hard to get those photos through. However, I do have photographic evidence of his bulge and the little baggie containing the vibe, plus some gauze! If you guys are interested in seeing that, please let me know where I should post the photos!

Thank you everyone for cheering me up, keeping me calm and helping me stay strong. Thank you for taking a part of your day to read and follow along, and I hope this story serves as a cautionary tale, and a stupid laugh you can share between friends.

(Also no, the vibrator does not work. He broke it.)

EDIT: My vet posted the X-rays on despite me explicitly stating I did not consent to a social media post. Pretty shitty, but hey, I guess I have proof now?