My diabetic grandmother (82F) told me (9M) to do the dishes (2) but I (9M) was too busy playing Fortnite (12 kills) so I (9M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (275.8mph). She fucking died, and I (9M) went to prison (Life without parole). While in prison I (9M) incited several riots (9) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (methamphetamine) into the country. I (9M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?