Bro **fuck** mcdonalds, I fuckin hate McDonald’s so much everytime I got there I get the saddest god damn burger known to fucking man, god, probably looks down at the burgers McDonald’s creates and fucking weeps, and if humanity ever goes extinct its probably because the universe saw the fucking *blight* that is McDonald’s and just erased the earth with a massive laser the diameter of a super giant black hole, the buns look like they where sat on and there drier then my fuckin grandma, like a dementor just came in and sucked the life force out of the buns like a 3 year old sucks a caprison flat , the patty has no Flavour and is probably under cooked on one side and over cooked on the other, and the over cooked side is so over fucking cooked its black enough to absorb 100% of the fucking light that touches it, and has the texture of 1 grit sandpaper and crumbles like a british biscuit, the cheese is soggier then my meat after 10 hour maturbation session in a sauna and is almost always like a strip of tape, on the very far left of the **FUCKING PATTY** because McDonald’s can’t afford to use more then **TWO INCHES OF FUCKING CHEESE** and god, holy shit the fucking lettuce man, the lettuce makes me want to cry. Every single fucking time the lettuce looks like paper that’s been soaked in a fucking bucket for 2 hours, shits wetter then a neckbeards chair after they sat on it in there un-air conditioned basement for 12 hours, and then you take all of that and fucking slap it together like an innept toddler shortly before going ape fucking shit on the poor thing and smash it paper thin till its falling apart,because your being paid 2$ an hour to deal with karens, drop It on the floor a few times, spit in it, and then hand it to the customers and charge them 5.99 for a burger thats likely going to make them drive off a bridge, because I know I sure fuckin do after eating at a Mcdonalds

And yes, I wrote this myself, because McDonald’s is ass and I’m very bored