If you browsed Reddit or Twitter this week, you probably saw an image stating that Peppa Pig is 7’1”, If you didn’t, now you know it. Peppa Pig is fucking giant, and it really took me by surprise, and prompted me to do some research.

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Now, I don’t know what kind of Pig peppa is, but judging by the cartoon I think it’s safe to say that she is a simple farm pig. After some research, I discovered the average height of these pigs is 5’3” when standing up. Furthermore, I found out that full-grown male pigs have an average penis size of ELEVEN FUCKING INCHES.

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I also found some memes where each member of Peppa’s family was measured, and her father stood up at 10′, a really massive porcine. Considering that Daddy pig is twice as tall as a normal farm pig, his cock is probably twice as long. That means that daddy pig has a 22 (TWENTY TWO) inches penis. In order for Peppa Pig to be born, her mom had to be pounded by a massive 22 INCHES PORK COCK. Can you fucking imagine that long fucking sausage invading your little tight little asshole and wrecking havoc in there? And who knows, maybe even Peppa Pig herself had a taste of it already. Maybe Daddy Pig visits her at night and shoves that giantic fucking meat stick right in her holes.