So it was earlier today, I had just got home from my job at the vape shop and it was time to chill (crank mountain dew and natty daddies) and play some pc games 😎 🎮. I hit up my gaming buddy James (who is totally jacked to the gills 🐟) and we played some cod zombies 🧟‍♂️. James was telling me about this girl he fucked, he was really getting into it. He said she looked nice in her pics but when he met up with her she was a little over 350lbs 😲 but James went for it anyways 🐕.

He told me he began to scale the **mountain** ⛰️ of a woman, the journey was vigorous with his hands often getting caught in the nurmous folds of fat and his grip slipping due to the sweat. But James, let me tell you about Ole James. James is a fucking trooper 👮‍♂️ he scaled the monumental land mass and *harpooned* that whale 🐋 good. James story was getting me pretty heated at this point so I excused myself to the bathroom.

Once I got off the mic I shuffled threw my closet for my old anime 😸 body pillow (with the hole in it), but that bitch (my mom) tossed it again. I made my way outside to dig my bodypillow out of the trash 🗑 can for a nice make-out sesh In the candle light and a movie 🎬 before some old fashioned railing 🚈.

It was at this moment I caught sight 🧐 of something out of the corner of my eyes 👀. It was the pale glowing figuring of a woman, it was undeniable what I was seeing. I moved closer, slowly at first but I quickly took to a full sprint 🏃‍♂️. I was running with all my energy when I made my way to the glowing queen, she was fully nude and I quickly unsheathed my cock and and mounted her. It felt warm 🔥 and gooey inside, but at that moment I noticed something odd.

The glowing woman was rapidly changing shapes. The vagina seemed to widen and I looked up and I was now fucking something with the body of the swamp man and the head of skinless goat 🐐. I stared into the black 🕳 holes in the spaces where the goats eyes should be … I continued to fuck vigorously. 😎

The swamp gussy began to tighten and small tentacles came from its side wrapping around my ass and pulling me deeper inside. In that moment it released a unholy whale as its mouth gapped ajar, I was overwhelmed then with both soul shattering terror and pure euphoric bliss. I, in that moment, busted the greatest nut of my entire life.

A light beened down unto the abomination and it dissolved into tentacles alone in a moment, then nothing at all. I began to cry at the amazement of the moment and utter beauty of the swamp gussy😝. I made my way back to my room, I picked up the mic and put on my headset 🎧 .There was an awkward silence for a moment, I swallowed once before speaking still in shock from what had just happened. “James, I think I just fucked an alien..”