Don’t get me wrong guys. I hate feminists as much as the average redditor, and I can get pretty conservative when it comes to very intrusive and nonsensical ideas such as there being 16 genders, or transgenders using the same bathroom as my son.

But holy fuck, does feminist, educator, sex-ed blogger, and YouTube icon Laci Green make me feel the way I’ve never felt for any woman before 😍

I’ve wanted to passionately kiss her on those cherry-blossom lips, the ones that utter those sweet condemnations toward ‘fragile’ masculinity, for years….even when she faded out of the public eye, she’s still got me hot and bothered with those ocean-blue “fuck me” eyes that lure me in every time I checked my subscription box….consisting of Steven Crowder and Ben Shapiro to offset the liberal agendas, of course.

I had a dream last night. It was about me lying on the beach after a hard day’s work. Suddenly, Laci sits beside me and says “y’know, even though you worked 12 hours at the steel mill for minimum wage, the wage gap gives women less income for the same amount of hours worked.”

I felt my heart beat faster than I could comprehend. The ocean…it’s reflection was clearly visible in those beautiful eyes….but I didn’t care much for looking at the waves; my mind was fixated on something else, what I declared I wanted from her in the heat of the moment.

“Can….we, uh consentually of course, make love here and now??” I asked eagerly. She consented, BUT before we got any farther…..

I woke up. I realized what happened was not the reality I wanted so desperately, and I began to cry. At first, a few tear drops, and then a waterfall of cascading emotions. The desire was still there, but she was not.

So yeah, TL;DR Laci Green makes some good points in her videos, despite her bias. I’d definitely recommend her to a friend, because she’s a decent content creator. She’s a good editor too, and that’s always a plus in my book.