I know you have the treatery. I know you have it because you have twice now sent me a daily gift of food. This charade started when you sent me a lone gift of food out of the blue; I believe I may have sent you some first, but I don’t recall. In response, I began gifting you with gems and food, in an attempt to establish a gifting relationship.

Over almost a month of barraging you with gems and food every single day, you sent back only gems. So, being the rational individual I am, I assumed that either you had no interest in gifting me with food, or that I had hallucinated it in the first place, mistaking your name for another and becoming confused in the process – for I was indeed confused.

So I stopped. I stopped gifting you, Dragonfan#9059, and in return you graced me with an extension to my torment; you gave me food. No gem, just like the first time, just food. You know you can give both to the same person, right? But I digress. You are level 37 last I checked, I don’t expect you to lavish my high level account with endless gifts, but after so many from me you couldn’t send me the food that you clearly had and have the ability to send me?

Please just answer this query, Dragonfan#9059. Do you or do you not want to trade food (and possibly gems) on a daily basis? It’s fine if you say no. Just end my suffering one way or another.

Sincerely, brpp#6333