Look, I’m desensitized. I’m so desensitized that in order to even get a tickle in my pickle I need to have vibrators in at least 3 holes, be tied up and suspended over a cage containing a dozen live ferrets, and be watching pornography so depraved that it would get me banned for even describing it. You’re talking the kind of shit that would end up on Motherless? I’m talking the kind of shit that would get you 10 to life in a Taiwanese prison. But it’s ok because masturbation is healthy or whatever something something prostate cancer.