It was a mistake to cum here

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A splash of cum to seal the deal

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All-consuming Lord of Cum

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Swallow your rod
Cum-suck God
Cum-Messiah
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Cum-cruiser

How wet is your pussy, exactly?
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Pub-dunked by my white fat cock
Your GF’s pussy tastes like my cum
I actually beat a nerd to death
Tired of cumming in nerd pussy

Congratulations, Future Cumlords!
I shape fates and I crush dudes
Get paid money to worship Satan
Making this much cum ain’t easy

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FUCKED CHILD
Just chillin’
Cum villain

Cum all ye faithful
Cum-fucked God
In his asshole
Cum proud, cum loud
Fucked up? Now, you’re CUM
Make bank, smoke dank
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Slurp cum
Then, I burp cum
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Eat a cum nuke, baka bitch