I (24M) recently led a U.S backed coup on my home country of Libya to overthrow Muammar Mohammed Abu Minyar Gaddafi (69M). He was a good leader originally bringing promises of “Islamic socialism” and democracy after his revolution. However it had become clear he was a vicious dictator. When he made enemies with America (even though I hate America) my coalition of militias accepted their weapons and we began overthrowing his regime. We eventually drove him from the capital and tore his escape convoy to shreds with grenades and gunfire. Once we captured him after we tortured him my brothers suggest we give him a trial prove we are just in a way his government was not. However I was convinced loyalists might attack us if we left him alive in hopes of rescuing him, so I kicked him in the balls and stabbed him with a bayonet.

Now Libya is in chaos, and America has once again left us to infighting, ironically capturing the dangers of modern imperialism Gaddafi warned of. But fuck him he’s in super hell.

TLDR: Gaddafi was a stray dog and stray dogs don’t get funerals.

Edit: Grammar, english is not my first language.