As a current US Army SF soldier, I actually feel a little joy seeing so many young guys looking to sign an 18X contract. I was an Xray, and at age 22 I made it through training and that alone gave me the confidence to learn Korean and its many sub-dialects in under 250 days.

Now, when I come on Reddit and similar sites, all I see is “apparent”vets putting young men down for asking questions about a huge decision that will affect, at the very least, the next 5 to 10 years of their lives. I am honestly pretty angry at how the US Army, Navy, the Corps and the Chair Force are being represented to the general public. Gentlemen, for this military to survive, new blood must tag in. Hell, I in Medical School when I suddenly realized my life was lacking adventure and thrill. Granted, SF is not the answer to my dreams, but if I made it and ME, some nerd, is tearing it up high speed in host nations, then these kids deserve some support. TRUST me, they will be put in their place come SFAS.

How many of you ever served as Army SF? Not as Rangers or MISO, but truly SF? Well, we succeed because we do our homework. and based upon Claustner’s theorem on the prefrontal cortex and its (quite quickly) conditioned thought processes when met with immediate negative reinforcement show that some of you are either bitter or jealous that these young guns might have what it takes to make it as a member of SF, or you simply are bitter towards the US Military in general. Maybe, just maybe, an 18 year old should consider all his options before joining the Marines. I know how that sounds, but I work quite far outside of that fucked system. I am only 26, but I hold a PhD in BioEngineering for my thesis regarding the use of malleable elements being used to replace Renal and urinary funtions in the body. Im no slouch is what Im fucking saying. I beg you, stop being so belligerent. I hear many grumblings from civs regarding the rude conduct of vets online. what the fuck, soldier?! Be happpy for a new warrior (and also, and probably most importantly, be patientt), don’t just revert to the feelings of “Combat vs fresh meat”. I have seen some fucked up shit, and I can’t even fucking mention it. But I still realize that new blood, ideas and neurons in any ODA can bring success. Please boys, stop being fucking assholes. In hairy situations soldiers or Marines or host nation troops/cops/intelligence agents usually look to us for a sign of what to do. I’m giving the sign to you guys as a guy who trains 12 hours a day, and whos training includes heavy amounts of psychological research and classes taught by neuroscientists. If I had ever made the mistake of checking reddit before enlisting, I never would have signed. But, it turns out that I’m actually really fucking good at this job, and we all know that means more than anything in our line of work

Maybe you gentlemen disagree, but I find night jumps, undercover operations, taking down bad guys and reaching out humanitaraly to locals as the best motherfucking job on this big Greeen planet. why tell somebody they have no chance? I showed up at Bragg 140 and left at 168 with HUGE calves and chiseled shoulders. I felt as though I could fight like Rambo and use psychological misdirection like a famous magician. OF course none of that shit ever happened in theshort career I have so far upheld, which is why I am routing my VPN through a proxy through an onion router and back through a Sudanese IP address; I had to say this, but nobody is gonna know who did it. 149 data encryptions and rest points BEFORE TOR even begins to do it’s sketchy fucking thing. Guys, either get outta the Big Green Machine or support it, but don’t be fucking petty teenage chick bitches about it. Damn, whenever I took the Gov dispensed 30 IR Oxycodones I felt fuckin great. You guys should check out Ibogaine.

Tell them that if they want to live, join USASOC or AFSOC. SEALs can perform any job requiring submerged sabotage in an oceanic setting against oppossing Navy’s. But they fucking know nothing about local culture, can’t fucking hold a position for longer than 15 minutes, and they are infested with Texans. SEALs are the best in the world at their designation, but they really, REALLY fall off when they have to operate like any other SoF or even the 82nd or Infantry Marines. They are not on the level of FORECON, SF, Rangers, CCT, PJs, OGA field agents, etc… once they are on land. Tell them SEALs die young and would rather look cool than sit patiently for 5 days to complete a mission. Fuck SEALS. Oh, and hate to burst their bubble, but if I was kidnapped I would want FBI HRT or some D boys bustin me out, not some yeehaw! lets shoot them savage sumbitches! Granted, in a fistfight a SEAL would fuck me up. But they are, i don’t know, buying into all this Hollywood shit. Too bad a fuckin single bullet can end that assosciate producer gig on some overembellished recanting of an Iraqi or Afghan mission that should best be forgotten due to the stupidity of divulging even an iota of operational tactics and mission planning to the GRU, Beijing41, the Ayatollah regime, the fucking Venezuelan Intelligence and Securities Organization or even our allies. Hey, lets remake apocalypse now but feature lurps heavily and show the world everything they taught us

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