The year is 6900. Humanity has advanced beyond it’s primitive space travel roots and has gone truly interstellar, traveling between galaxies in the blink of an eye. Those who possess the resources for intergalactic travel commonly use it’s many functions, but many cannot afford it and instead must settle for interplanetary travel through the use of spaceships. Through the cosmos, tales are told of great navigators, travelers, warriors, and criminals. The latter of these being the most common story told. Space piracy was immediately made profitable after the somalian exile act of 3592, which sent all somalis into either concentration camps or interplanetary crafts sent on suicide navigation missions. Not long after their ascension to the great beyond, the somalis made quick work of the guards and government officials onboard the crafts, weaponizing these small transport vehicles to form deadly fleets. The somalis even conquered a planet they called b’igg co’ckk’s, which soon became a homeworld for not only somalis but also any criminal smart enough to escape NATO’s space brigades. The somalis were eventually struck with a great tragedy one day, the great gassing of b’igg co’ckk’s, which was a series of attacks instituted by NATO which turned the entire planet gay. Although NATO assumed this would wipe out their population within a few years, it actually turned the planet into one big gay orgy that attracted fags across the universe to cum on it. While NATO had seemingly destroyed the crime that once laid there, they only created a much bigger problem, an independent gay state that declared itself independent from NATO and immediately declared war on their straight oppressors. The IGSOS, independent gay state of somalia, declared itself a legitimate government and employed the use of stolen NATO vehicles, somali engineered warships, and even space cocks, gigantic spaceships shaped like cocks that shot lasers powered by semen of gay orgies in the balls. This is their story…